My Kind of Church
January 4th, 2007In Brian McLaren’s book “The Secret Message of Jesus” he talks about the ways that Jesus communicated his message. He contends that Jesus spoke in many parables, and hidden messages, but he always spoke in the language of his peers. One of the points that Brian makes is that Jesus said, “The kingdom of God is like…” Brian suggests that if Jesus were speaking to us today he may not even use the term “kingdom”. Today you hardly ever see a King that actually rules over his land. In fact when we see a King most of the time that Kingship is symbolic. The power is held by others in government, the royal family is really there as a matter of tradition. It gives the peasants the warm fuzzies. Do you really think that’s what Jesus had in mind? Didn’t think so. Again Jesus spoke the language of the people.
Brian suggest that instead of the term “Kingdom” of God we might use other terms interchangably. For example, the “Dream” of God, the “Revolution” of God, the “Mission” of God, the “Party” of God, the “Network” of God, and the “Dance” of God. Listen to this quote from a chapter called “The Language of the Kingdom”.
“The party of God. Jesus often compared the kingdom to parÂÂties, feasts, and banquets. Today we could say that God is invitÂÂing people to leave their gang fights and come to a party, to leave their workaholism and rat race and come to a party, to leave their loneliness and isolation and join the party, to leave their excluÂÂsive parties (political ones, for example, which win elections by dividing electorates) and join one inclusive party of a different sort, to stop fighting or complaining or hating or competing and instead start partying and celebrating the goodness and love of God.
Just today I met some folks from a church in Minneapolis who demonstrate this metaphor in a dramatic and fun way. A group of them gather on a street corner in a poor part of town. They take overturned trash cans, old pots and pans, and an assortment of drums and other percussion instruments and start creating a loud, joyful rhythm. Soon a crowd gathers. It’s imÂÂpossible not to smile when you hear the joyful music being made mostly from junk. Homeless folk and people from the neighborÂÂhood start dancing. Then the church members start distributing food-not in the somber style of a soup kitchen, but in the joyÂÂful atmosphere of a street party. They don’t have to say a word, really, they’re demonstrating their message-that the kingdom of God is like a street party to which everybody is invited.
My friend Tony Campolo tells a true story that also serves as a great parable in this regard. He was in another time zone and couldn’t sleep, so well after midnight he wandered down to a doughnut shop where, it turned out, local hookers also came at the end of a night of turning tricks. There, he overheard a conÂÂversation between two of them. One, named Agnes, said, “You know what? Tomorrow’s my birthday. I’m gonna be thirty-nine.” Her friend snapped back, “So what d’ya want from me? A birthÂÂday party? Huh? You want me to get a cake and sing happy birthday to you?” The first woman replied, “Aw, come on, why do you have to be so mean? Why do you have to put me down? I’m just sayin’ it’s my birthday. I don’t want anything from you. I mean, why should I have a birthday party? I’ve never had a birthÂÂday party in my whole life. Why should I have one now?”
When they left, Tony got an idea. He asked the shop owner if Agnes came in every night, and when he replied in the affirÂÂmative, Tony invited him into a surprise party conspiracy. The shop owner’s wife even got involved. Together they arranged for a cake, candles, and typical party decorations for Agnes, who was, to Tony, a complete stranger. The next night when she came in, they shouted, “Surprise!”-and Agnes couldn’t believe her eyes. The doughnut shop patrons sang, and she began to cry so hard she could barely blow out the candles. When the time came to cut the cake, she asked if they’d mind if she didn’t cut it, if she could bring it home-just to keep it for a while and savor the moment. So she left, carrying her cake like a treasure.
Tony led the guests in a prayer for Agnes, after which the shop owner told Tony he didn’t realize Tony was a preacher. He asked what kind of church Tony came from, and Tony replied, “I belong to a church that throws birthday parties for prostitutes at 3:30 in the morning.â€? The shop owner couldn’t believe him. “No you don’t. There ain’t no church like that. If there was, I’d join it. Yep, I’d join a church like that.” Sadly, there are too few churches like that, but if more of us understand the secret message of Jesus, there will be lots more.”
